Surfing the Internet

Surfin' the Net
So I think I'm in the clear
the boss is no where in sight
I logon to the web and start to surfand
then my hair stands up with fright

the footsteps coming down the hallare
quickening in pacethere
is no time to exitno way to save my face

so I press the power buttonand relax
just a bitthere is no way he can tellexactly what I hit
I act all surprised
don't know why my machine died"simply unpredictable thesecomputers are!" I cried
"So we'll get you a new onea computer that won't crash" he exclaimsDo you think he'll wonderwhen the new one acts the same?