Walking is good for pregnant women

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Mary class was in full swing.Mary was teaching the women how to breathe properly,beside informing their partners how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

A Female Doctor With Her Patient

A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in her.the conscience:- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!the mind:- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and sleep...the conscience:- adultery differs! f****** with a patient is unprofessional!the mind:- yes, but remember Mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...

Misunderstanding

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, "PIG!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.If only men would listen...

Special wife

The man approached the most beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, "You know what, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Would you mind 2 talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" the woman asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."